Random Things You Shouldn't Do!

• Don't use up all your clean pant/bra/singlet/boxers and then start to turn it inside out 'cos you are too lazy to do laundry. (common!)

• Don't leave 10 missed calls on my phone! seriously except you are calling 'cos you just found a DNA test proving i'm dangote's biological daughter that was stolen at birth in which case you can keep calling till i pick, don't do that.

• Don't lie, seriously if you don't know something just say so, don't lie to save face. A girl was asked on a first date if she had ever eaten pedigree before and she said yes, that she likes eating it with hot dog, seriously she eats dog food with hot dog? (in-case you don't get it, pedigree is dog food!)

• Don't ask Jamb Questions! Person dey stand for your front and you still dey ask "ahan guy you neva go ni?" (duh!)

• Don't keep someone waiting by lying that you are almost there when you are still at home watching empire.(the fact that i do this isn't the point)

• Don't say 'i'm good, thanks and you?' when someone says 'Hi'. (who asked you story? just say hi back and move on)

• Don't say 'where did you put it' when someone is looking for something! (seriously if i knw where i put it, would i be checking under the bed, under the couch, under the television, inside the dustbin and even inside my pot of catfish!)

• Don't tell an angry person to calm down, i know you mean well but you are only fueling the matter.(chances are the person would end up pouring the aggression on you)

• Don't decide to go for MTN PROJECT FAME AUDITION 'cuz u think you sound like Dolly Parton/Tiwa Savage in the shower. (This one is a topic on its own cuz i just tire for some people)

• Don't ask for my advice if you are going to end up doing whatever you like! (seriously y'all should listen to me more, i have stopped a lot of world wars from happening, you can ask around.) :p

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